twitter: none of you have any friends!

"It seems like Twittering is just randomly bragging about your unexceptional life." Yup, that sounds about right.

family portrait

Family Portrait Drawing by Laura Nicole is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 2.5 Canada License.

business card

Obviously, the one that I'll be handing out will have real information on it, but you get the gist of it.

WOAH NELLY! Who are these hip cats rollin' on to the scene?

What's classier than a beaver in a fedora? Answer: not friggen much. This stylish beaver is sporting round reading glasses, a navy fedora and matching navy suit jacket. Someone get the band started; this beaver is one hip water and land dwelling, tree eating, flat tailed awesome guy!This lovely young doe is as shy and quiet as deer come but with a spunky nature. She likes to kick it with her black suede boots and funky pink and purple fur.
This duck is one artsy chick! Take note of the purple beret and scarf which awesomely compliments the yellowish white feathers and make her bill and feet POP! This duck may have flat feet, but she knows how to cut a rug!
And finally, we have this strapping young blob monster who just can't help but let people know how much he loves New York City. In fact, he loves it so much that he hardly takes it off. He may be a bit of slob, but ladies, just take one glance into his gorgeous eye and you'll fall in love with his charm! Who can resist a one eyed, fanged blob of goo? No one.